Introducing a Special Guest, Deprived Single Mama

Deprived Single Mama wants to know: Why is so hard to get a hard dick for the holidays? Why do men complicate the process of getting pussy so much? DSM says: We have it, they want it, what's the problem? Sadly, The Family has no answers for these eternal questions... we can only share with you our hard fought, hard won knowledge -- wait, the Melancholy Thug is reminding me that the game is to be sold, not told...

Miss Otis Regrets

The Family apologizes for being away for so long. Some things came up that required a serious redeployment of emotional, mental, and financial resources. Once again, The Family regrets this lapse in diligence. Hopefully it won’t happen again, but let’s be honest. Knowing the Family’s family, anything is possible.

the Interlude

And he said: I don't want to sound old fashioned, but if I take you home, will you still respect me in the morning?

And she said: I won't respect you any less than I do right now.

And he said: I can live with that.